Potterheads rejoice! J.K. Rowling revealed in a Twitter thread last night that Hagrid, the beloved groundskeeper of Hogwarts in the globally-acclaimed Harry Potter series, is pro-Palestine.
Idiots Use Outright Fraud To Get Into Yale Instead Of The Plethora Of Legal Loopholes
But the FBI recently released a report detailing what anyone could learn from literally a single episode of Gossip Girl: some people don’t earn their way to the top.
Wow! We Got Our Hands’ On Olivia Jade’s USC Application!
After her parents spent half a million dollars to buy her a spot at USC, it’s important to make her application transparent!
Top Four Places To Send Refugees From Florida Once Everything Fucking Floods
Because climate change isn’t real, right?
Listen: What Did You Expect? (by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences)
Okay, okay. So you’re all upset that we gave Green Book the Oscar for Best Picture. Hell, some of our members here at the Academy probably are too. But before you throw a temper tantrum, just listen:
What did you expect?
Local Man’s Kink for Emotional Negligence Tearing Relationship Apart
“The second you said you loved me I got, like, super turned off.”
The Next Steve Jobs? The Founder of This Tech Start-Up Is Dead
“That being said, we are immensely proud of Travis’ accomplishments in achieving at the age of 34 what Steve Jobs could not even achieve until 56.”
Couple Hooking Up for 8 Months That Has Yet to Define Their Relationship Plans to Celebrate Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day is here, and all over UC Berkeley love is in the air, which is a refreshing change of pace from the smoke or the lingering sensation that you’re not good enough.
Hilarious! Late Night Comedian Does Donald Trump Impression
Last week, for the past 130 weeks, however, six pioneering comedians all shocked their viewers – bravely going where no other comedian has gone before – by doing an impression of President Donald Trump.
‘You Suck and All of Your Friends Hate You,’ Says Report From You
A comprehensive survey carried out by you illustrates that 100% of you thinks you totally put your foot in your mouth when you were talking to Evelyn, and she definitely rolled her eyes at Lauren when she thought you couldn’t see.