Free Speech Under Attack: Where Was Milton When UCBMFET Refused to Publish My Meme?
I’m waiting, Milton. What do you have to say for yourself?
Tag: Kelsey Ferrell
Idiots Use Outright Fraud To Get Into Yale Instead Of The Plethora Of Legal Loopholes
But the FBI recently released a report detailing what anyone could learn from literally a single episode of Gossip Girl: some people don’t earn their way to the top.
Mandela Effect Case Study: Didn’t UC Berkeley Use To Be Cool?
Is anyone else freaking out about this?
Feminist Win! Men’s Entitlement to Anal Sex Allows Women to Admit They Have Buttholes
Ass this exciting new world of sexual freedom develops, it’s safe to say that women are being liberated, ass they can now admit they have buttholes just like everyone else.
Local Woman Marries IUD Since No One Else Willing To Make Years Long Commitment To Her
“When I got my IUD, I thought it would give me the freedom to go out there and find the right partner for me without having to worry that unplanned parenthood would derail me from my goals. But after 3 years of dating, I realize that my IUD has treated me with far more respect than any man.”
Did your Roommate Do the Dishes, or Was it a Ghost?
Whoa, this is seriously freaky: you just came home from the underrated anthropology library and opened your front door toContinue Reading
Boyfriend Buys Girlfriend’s Vibrator Batteries “For Us”
Oakland, CA – In the 8th month of Mike Hall’s steady relationship with Natalie Fredrickson, Hall went above and beyond byContinue Reading
Having The Cat Watch Is Just Enough Exhibitionism For Local Man
Millennial Jeremy Winters has recently amped up his sex life by exploring his kink of exhibitionism. “My girlfriend Melinda movedContinue Reading
Ballsy GSI uses “Never Have I Ever” as Ice Breaker for Discussion
Graduate Student Elizabeth Dixon has been a GSI for Econ 1 for three semesters now. A veteran instructor, she claimsContinue Reading