Straws revolutionized the way that people experienced drinking, and soon we couldn’t get enough of the sensation. We suck on straws, cigarettes, dicks, lollipops, and whatever else we can.
ASUC Senator Milton Zerman Insists on ID Scanners at MLK to Keep Out Caterpillars
In the midst of a recent outbreak of California oak moth caterpillars on the campus of the University of California, Berkeley, ASUC Senator Milton Zerman has proposed action to keep the caterpillars separated from the student body.
UC Berkeley Acquires Alta Bates as New Freshmen Dorm for Housing Alcohol Poisoned Teens
In anticipation of this Saturday’s game day, the University of California, Berkeley has purchased the Alta Bates Summit Medical Center as a new dorm for alcohol poisoned teens.
Freshman’s Long-distance Relationship Somehow Already Over
According to Braverman, the two have “grown apart” due to the distance and are in “two completely different stages of life.” Jenkins, after all, is a high school volleyball player, while Braverman is simply a player.
Free Speech Under Attack: Where Was Milton When UCBMFET Refused to Publish My Meme?
I’m waiting, Milton. What do you have to say for yourself?
Idiots Use Outright Fraud To Get Into Yale Instead Of The Plethora Of Legal Loopholes
But the FBI recently released a report detailing what anyone could learn from literally a single episode of Gossip Girl: some people don’t earn their way to the top.
Mandela Effect Case Study: Didn’t UC Berkeley Use To Be Cool?
Is anyone else freaking out about this?
Did your Roommate Do the Dishes, or Was it a Ghost?
Whoa, this is seriously freaky: you just came home from the underrated anthropology library and opened your front door to see an empty sink and …
Ballsy GSI uses “Never Have I Ever” as Ice Breaker for Discussion
Graduate Student Elizabeth Dixon has been a GSI for Econ 1 for three semesters now. A veteran instructor, she claims the secret to success is …