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Posted on February 3, 2020February 5, 2020 by: Kelsey Ferrell

Batteries from iClicker Relocated to Vibrator

On Friday, January 31st, UC Berkeley student Dana Howells relocated the batteries from her iClicker 2.0 to her vibrator, a move that has earned her …

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Posted on December 18, 2019February 5, 2020 by: Sam MacKinnon

Opinion: This is a Shoes-On Household

Listen up, you little shit. You may have heard of the time and true tradition of a “shoes-off” household, so I am going to blow your fucking mind with this one. 

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Posted on December 17, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Lily Green

The 10 Hottest Things A Man Can Do

4. Smile at me while owning a vintage camera.

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Posted on December 13, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Kelsey Ferrell

Report: Two-Thirds of Roommates Hitting Breaking Point

Two-thirds of all roommates at the University of California, Berkeley, are hitting their breaking point as of this Thursday. 

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Posted on December 12, 2019May 13, 2021 by: The Free Peach

SUPERB Committees Most Likely to Spit on You (Ranked)

While they might seem like light spitters, the Concerts committee members sure know how to turn a mosh pit into a mosh spit.

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Posted on December 11, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Sammy Cornick

White Girl from LA Fulfills Civic Duty of Criticizing Pop-Listeners Because Her Spotify Wrapped Has Tyler, the Creator in It

Even though you probably have never heard of these artists, it is my civic duty as a white, female teenager from Los Angeles to expose society to art and culture that is unique and different.

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Posted on December 9, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

I Went All the Way Out to Office Hours but There Wasn’t Even Sexual Tension Between Me and My GSI

So you go to office hours. You go, ready to see four months of buildup come to fruition. 

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Posted on December 4, 2019 by: The Free Peach

Transfer Student from Alabama Claims F in CS70 “Just a Quality Loss”

“To be honest, we knew [Sabin]’s whole ‘quality loss’ thing was a crock of shit,” the advisor said. “But he’s polite, he understands basic hygiene, and his parents have donated $100,000 to the department every semester since he transferred here.”

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Posted on November 26, 2019September 28, 2022 by: The Free Peach

Subject Of Future Manifesto Just Thinks Of Tyler As A Friend

UC Berkeley sophomore Maya Paredes admitted to friends and colleagues that she only thinks of classmate Tyler Ebner as a friend, blissfully ignorant of the fact that she serves as the sole basis and inspiration for the incel manifesto he will one day write. 

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Posted on November 23, 2019May 14, 2021 by: Vasiliki Koutsoulis

Speaking Next at UC Berkeley: Literally Anyone, I Guess

Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last three years, you know that Berkeley has a history of stirring up controversy with some …

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