On Friday, January 31st, UC Berkeley student Dana Howells relocated the batteries from her iClicker 2.0 to her vibrator, a move that has earned her …
Opinion: This is a Shoes-On Household
Listen up, you little shit. You may have heard of the time and true tradition of a “shoes-off” household, so I am going to blow your fucking mind with this one.
Report: Two-Thirds of Roommates Hitting Breaking Point
Two-thirds of all roommates at the University of California, Berkeley, are hitting their breaking point as of this Thursday.
SUPERB Committees Most Likely to Spit on You (Ranked)
While they might seem like light spitters, the Concerts committee members sure know how to turn a mosh pit into a mosh spit.
White Girl from LA Fulfills Civic Duty of Criticizing Pop-Listeners Because Her Spotify Wrapped Has Tyler, the Creator in It
Even though you probably have never heard of these artists, it is my civic duty as a white, female teenager from Los Angeles to expose society to art and culture that is unique and different.
I Went All the Way Out to Office Hours but There Wasn’t Even Sexual Tension Between Me and My GSI
So you go to office hours. You go, ready to see four months of buildup come to fruition.
Transfer Student from Alabama Claims F in CS70 “Just a Quality Loss”
“To be honest, we knew [Sabin]’s whole ‘quality loss’ thing was a crock of shit,” the advisor said. “But he’s polite, he understands basic hygiene, and his parents have donated $100,000 to the department every semester since he transferred here.”
Subject Of Future Manifesto Just Thinks Of Tyler As A Friend
UC Berkeley sophomore Maya Paredes admitted to friends and colleagues that she only thinks of classmate Tyler Ebner as a friend, blissfully ignorant of the fact that she serves as the sole basis and inspiration for the incel manifesto he will one day write.
Speaking Next at UC Berkeley: Literally Anyone, I Guess
Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last three years, you know that Berkeley has a history of stirring up controversy with some …