ASUC Senator Milton Zerman resigned from the ASUC at their last senate meeting, February 19th, 2020. While his resignation will not be made official until …
Berkeley’s Most Eligible Bachelors: Valentine’s Day Edition
It’s Valentine’s Day and here at The Free Peach we could think of no better way to celebrate than to showcase Berkeley’s most eligible bachelors. …
Confused Fraternity Brother Gives Partygoers Talk About 5 Pillars of Islam
BERKELEY, Calif. – Sigma Chi pledge Don Wilderman had to strike a match after his door duty at last night’s SX rager, where he delivered …
A Beginner’s Guide to Flirting in Class
Okay, so it’s week three, and by now you’ve definitely spotted the L&S Hotties in your Dwinelle lecture hall. It can be very hard to …
I Lived it: Riding a Lime Scooter Pretty Fast Down Bancroft Cured My Depression
The sun on my face, the wind in my hair. I’m… smiling. A rush that my 30mg of Cymbalta® could never induce courses through my …
Batteries from iClicker Relocated to Vibrator
On Friday, January 31st, UC Berkeley student Dana Howells relocated the batteries from her iClicker 2.0 to her vibrator, a move that has earned her …
Report: Two-Thirds of Roommates Hitting Breaking Point
Two-thirds of all roommates at the University of California, Berkeley, are hitting their breaking point as of this Thursday.
SUPERB Committees Most Likely to Spit on You (Ranked)
While they might seem like light spitters, the Concerts committee members sure know how to turn a mosh pit into a mosh spit.
Transfer Student from Alabama Claims F in CS70 “Just a Quality Loss”
“To be honest, we knew [Sabin]’s whole ‘quality loss’ thing was a crock of shit,” the advisor said. “But he’s polite, he understands basic hygiene, and his parents have donated $100,000 to the department every semester since he transferred here.”