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Posted on October 18, 2024 by: valzzz

Cuffing Season Accompanied by Red Flag Warning

BERKELEY, Calif. – Northern California residents are encouraged to stay vigilant as a red flag warning has been issued for most of the Bay Area …

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Posted on October 11, 2024 by: Jackie Greene

Awesome! Protest Against War Crimes Perfect Career Opportunity for Journalism Student

BERKELEY, Calif. — Following a year of Israeli war crimes in Gaza, hundreds of students gathered on Sproul to protest the atrocities committed and UC …

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Posted on October 10, 2024 by: Maddie Heath

Bless Her Heart! Woman Still Says ‘ChatGBT’

BERKELEY, Calif. — A hush fell over UC Berkeley’s Interpreting Shakespeare class this past Thursday morning as third-year Bea Hind inadvertently revealed her academic integrity …

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Posted on October 5, 2024 by: Jackie Greene

“At Least I Was On TV!” Says Student As They Pass Away From Heat Stroke

BERKELEY, Calif. — Proving that Cal students have game once and for all, Saturday marked the first time in history that UC Berkeley appeared on …

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Posted on October 4, 2024 by: The Free Peach

Social Impact Consulting Club Signs Exclusive Deal with Lockheed Martin

BERKELEY, Calif. – In an absolutely shocking but also entirely predictable turn of events, new social impact consulting club Renewal Strategies has announced a 5-year …

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Posted on October 2, 2024 by: Ajay Madala

Local Harsh Noise Band Performs Set Using Gypsy’s Trattoria Microphone

BERKELEY, Calif. – After forgetting all their distortion and effects pedals, local harsh noise band Stabby Ears made the practical decision to use the Gypsy’s …

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Posted on September 30, 2024September 30, 2024 by: samgriffith

URGENT: Does Anyone Have a Blue Book I Can Borrow?

As a professional journalist, it would be both unethical and irresponsible of me to use this platform to amplify my own personal matters – but …

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Posted on September 27, 2024 by: Maddie Heath

Bottom Alert! Neither Of My Roommates Have The Confidence To Take Out The Trash

BERKELEY, Calif. — The act of allowing the trash to pile high in one’s apartment yet waiting for a different roommate to take it out …

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Posted on September 24, 2024 by: Ajay Madala

UC Berkeley Drops to #2 Public University Because of You Specifically

BERKELEY, Calif. – On the afternoon of September 23rd, 2024, members of the UC Berkeley community were shocked to discover that U.S News had downgraded …

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Posted on September 21, 2024 by: chantelwhite

I Am Malala: The Girl Who Stood Up for Waitlisted Students

If I had a nickel for every time someone told me to be grateful for the opportunity to attend UC Berkeley, I would be able …

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