BERKELEY, Calif. – Worried about the lack of plays on his most recent tracks, local SoundCloud rapper Lil Big Penis has turned to the piano …
Entirety of US Surveillance State Gears Up for Upcoming CS 70 Final
BERKELEY, Calif. – With an eye turned toward looming final exams, Berkeley EECS administrators held a press conference Tuesday regarding their proctoring policy: “I’m sure …
Instead of Course Evaluations, Professors Now Reading Passive-Aggressive Posts on Overheard and Reddit For Feedback
BERKELEY, Calif. – “What kind of class assigns a massive project to be due on the same day as the midterm?” asked Reddit user u/gobears4715 …
Why I Ghosted My Therapist and Started Sexting With Oski Instead
I just… saw him one day on Sproul. What was he doing there? I don’t know. It wasn’t game day. Or Cal Day. Absent the …
Frank Ocean Emerges From Hiatus to Clarify That He Was Referring to Berkeley City College in Infamous “Novacane” Lyric
Tired of years of misinterpretation, Frank Ocean has emerged from his musical hiatus to clarify that the lyric ‘brain like Berkeley’ on cult favorite “Novacane” …
New Lay’s CRISPR Chips Surprisingly Good
BERKELEY, Calif. — Lay’s newest flavor, CRISPR chips, are spreading across the nation and quickly becoming America’s favorite potato chip. “You know when you’re drinking …
Maybe We Should Actually Not Call It Dead Week This Year
While the Berkeley administration has been trying for years to change the name of Dead Week, they have never been successful in their pursuit. Reading, …
We Sat Down with Judith Butler and Didn’t Understand a Goddamn Word They Said
The Free Peach: Thank you so much for talking with us. Judith Butler: Of course, the speaking of which we speak is the fundamental speaking …
Gobble, Gobble: 3 Ways to Make it Clear That You Eat Ass at Your Thanksgiving Family Dinner Table
Buckle up, Thanksgiving season is here, which means it’s that time of the year where you get to sit down and get down and dirty …
Opinion: Berkeley High Must Return To In-Person Instruction Because the Cool 10th Graders Hanging On Telegraph Are Making Me Insecure
As I’m sure many are aware, the number of coronavirus cases in California has reached an unprecedented level of severity, warranting a government-mandated curfew and …