In honor of that, let’s take a look at some wrestlers who’ll be in those events and try to imagine what they’d be like if they went to Cal.
Look at you! You’re in a Poli-Sci discussion section! A small, disgusting room crammed with 21 people who each think they have a genius-level IQ and yet struggle to perform basic arithmetic
“I really felt like the space was welcoming for me, a politically neutral ASUC outsider.”
April Fool’s Day! Our favorite holiday of the year. Nothing says “LOL” like telling your boyfriend Jack that you’re over, and then saying April Fool’s, then him being like “no, I think this is the right path for us.” Anyway, here’s 35 Quirky April Fools Jokes!
What the hell is wrong with you, Beto?
Wait, people actually enjoy what they study?
Where to begin? I am free, untethered, uninhibited by this mortal coil and the bounds of acceptable social behaviors.
Thus saith the Lord, hunty!
“LOL, I’m gonna start a GoFundMe! My friend did that to help pay for medical bills once and got a ton of money!”
“You know, we’re used to being marginalized, but I was still surprised that we were so underrated in the college drinking scene. It’s straight up prejudice!”